Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
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his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
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He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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