Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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