just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
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Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
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I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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