Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
love makes seman taste better
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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