I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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