I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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