Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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