either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
God, you're like boner-b-gone
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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