Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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