Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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