By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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