I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
