Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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