I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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