what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
the day after is always just damage control
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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