So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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