8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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