Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
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dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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