I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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