its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
BRING THE BAGELS
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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