I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Randomize
