Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
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Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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