Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Randomize
