none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
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I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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