shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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