Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
being pregnant is like rehab
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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