Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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