the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
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He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
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my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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