Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
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it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
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Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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