sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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