so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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