I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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