i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
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I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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