she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
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Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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