no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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