Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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