ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
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What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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