is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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