I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I would fuck him just for his dog
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
