Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
