Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
he puts the penis in happiness.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
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2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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