I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I have feelings that need drinking.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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