the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Randomize
