I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Randomize
