i don't plan on having that self control this summer
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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