So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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