so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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