Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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