shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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