I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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