Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
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official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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