Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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