how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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