So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
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I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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