Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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