used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
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Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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