I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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