the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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