Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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