PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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